What time is it?!

Well today's the day! Surgery day! Judy came and picked me up at 1:00 and we headed to the hospital. They asked me for all my information and then took me to this room, they then proceeded to take my blood pressure and tell me to get undressed into the nice little robe lookin thing, and then they came in and stuck the nice little ivy needle into my hand. The doc then came in and asked if I wanted to have a "block" shot so that I wont have any pain till around midnight. So I decided ya that would probably be a good idea. Next thing I know is they lay me flat down and the doctor is holding this ginormous needle, he then sticks in right in my bikini area.. freak that hurts!!!!!!! I wanted to cry. I began to start to feel a little dizzy, and so they then rolled me to the surgery room and asked me to move over to the bed. They all then lean down and say, "see you when you get done" and BOOM I dont remember a thing! Next thing I know I am trying to open my eyes, and there is a lady standing next to me. I distinctly remember asking her what time is was... and her reply was hunny i dont know what you are saying... So I asked again and she gave me the same response. I was getting so frustrated because I was asking a simple question and she couldnt even answer me. Meanwhile I am in an out of sleep and when I wake again I am in the room I was first in. Judy was there to greet me and apparently I was hitting myself in the face to wake myself up. All i wanted to freakin know was what time it was! and no one would tell me! Come to find out its about 5:30 and the rest of the time seems like a blur to me. Kelsey apparently came to see me, and took some stupid videos of me saying some funny stuff. She couldnt stop laughing at me.. apparently I was that funny. But the thing that really freaked me out was that they told me that i could get dressed, and somehow someway i got dressed by MYSELF!! WTF? i dont remember this at all!! ha but then we left the hospital and they rolled me out, and I got in the car. Judy took me home to her house, and I got out and apparently almost fell on my face. I must have been really drugged! So I came into the room and Kelsey came and sat and talked to me. She got me cute balloons, that said thinking of you, and then Ellie and her mom showed up and brought me flowers and the same balloon. Ha great minds think alike I guess. But I was so happy to see them, but they got a good kick outta watching retarded videos of me and talking to me. I dont remember any of it sadly.. but I am sure i was a hoot or maybe just retarded :D

Breaking Dawn!!

Kelsey decided to take me to go see Breaking Dawn with her, so she picked me up and we went to her parents house so that Judy (Kelsey's mom) could show me where I was gonna stay and hang out the next few days after my surgery. They made us some dinner and we ate some delicious fajitas, then hurry and left for the movie. We were soooo excited to see it. When we got there I was expecting to see alot of teenage girls there, but instead was a not even half full theater with older couples and some young men. Something is wrong with Iowa... first of all in Utah the theater would be full for at least a week after it came out and the movie theater would be full of teenage girls excited to see the movie. The movie then began, and I must say I was a little dissapointed in some of the movie of course compared to the book, but they still did a good job. The movie was pretty intense and half way through I had to go pee, i didnt want to leave the movie but i just couldnt help it, so I ran to the bathroom and when i was pulling up my pants my 5 dollars fell outta my pocket into the toilet just as I flushed it. Just my luck! So as I sat and watched my 5 dollars being flushed down the toilet i realized that I had been missing the movie so I sprinted back to my seat to watch the rest of the intense movie. I got a good laugh because Kelsey freaked out when there was about 10 left in the movie, and Bella is supposedly dead. Kelsey could not believe it and the look on her face was priceless... she was so upset that Bella died. She kept turning to me and asking Bella doesn't die right? I couldn't help but just laugh! After watching her freak out for 5 minutes I finally tell her no.. Bella doesn't die, she was so relieved :)

STRANDED!

Well to start off the wonderful day I wake up to my 6am alarm going off to know that I have to take wonderful Diamond to the Des Moines airport. She then lets me know that I have to take her to walmart to get money and stuff then we finally leave good ol Spencer Iowa and hit the road, stop at a gas station about an hour later to fill up and get hot cocoa. After I turn my car on to find that my gas gauge is no longer working, we continue our journey for another hour and decided to fill up on gas just to make sure. During this whole journey we are listening to Diamond tell us her whole life story. It felt like the ride was taking forever! I was starting to feel a little relieved when i looked at my gps on my phone to find that we were in Ames only 45 minutes away from Des Moines. As we were driving 75 mph on the freeway in the fast lane i completely lost power and swerved into the right lane and cut off a truck and pulled to the side of the road when I realized my car completely shut off. No power what so ever. Just my luck! I look out my window to find that we are barely off the road, stranded, while the wind is blowing 30 mph outside. Diamond in the front seat starts to freak out and become very depressed because she thinks she is going to miss her flight. Meanwhile I try to call my mom and dad but no answer, what is this? When I really have an emergency no one cares? hahha jk. But really neither parent answered the phone so I really start to freak out. I then proceed to get out of the car to look underneath the hood, nothing seemed to be wrong. I then try to get back in the car trying to avoid being hit by semi trucks getting inches away from the truck. I thought for sure we were gonna die. Finally my mom answers the phone and tells me I need to call 911, and get a tow. So we do that exact thing and wait for the tow truck to come. 30 minutes later a young (good) looking man gets out and hooks up the truck. While this man is hooking up the truck. I get really annoyed and exclaim no I dont and grab the cup of water sitting in my cup holder and there was water in it, and it went all over Diamond and her phone. She then freaks out and starts screaming you ruined my phone!! The man then tells us to get in his truck and then takes us to the shop and tells us that our alternator went out. Diamonds mom called and got her a taxi to take her to Des Moines so she doesnt miss her flight... so when the taxi pulls up and older looking man steps out the kind of man that you could label as a pedophile. So Diamond proceeds to grab her bags and then says to me I dont know how i am gonna pay him, and he just smiled and said its already paid for.... how is it paid for? Hopefully not in sexual favors!! Diamond then looks and says "Im scared" baha i was scared for her. As we look into the car we find that there is a little dog in the drivers seat... may i just add that is really creepy. We wave Diamond and the little chiwawa goodbye. We then decide to walk across the street to get some Mexican food, when Kayla decides to just step out in the middle of the street on both green lights.. i start to scream, then she starts to scream and ran back.. she almost got killed! We finally made it to the restaurant and ate some delicious food when the man working on my car calls and tells me that my total to get my truck fixed would be $476 I almost threw up my food right then and there. I then called my dad and he chewed me a little but then took care of the bill. My dad is too good to me, he is great! The mechanic then tells us that our car wont be done until 6pm and it was currently 12... what to do for 6 hours... with no care... in some strange random place. We then walk to Target and walk around and begin to mess around and try some masks on in the toy section, we had a great ol time. Jared then proceeds to creep on two girls and then ask them directions to the movie theatre... what would you do if some strange random boy came up to you and asked the directions to the movie theatre and if we could all get a ride. Awkward! bhahah. Anyways we then find a ride to the movie theatre and decide to go see Jack and Jill, I then fall asleep because of the longest day ever. After the movie Tanner and Jayscon came and picked us up and took us back to the mechanics store, thankfully the truck was done! Thank heavens. What a day... or should i say FML!

Surprise!!!!:)

So i am sitting at Cortnee's computer with the window open when I hear a bunch of noises coming from outside, so I look out the window and I see Rilee, Mary, Jynette, and James all run past the window.. for a second there I thought I was seeing things. So I started freaking out, meanwhile Cortnee is laying on her bed and is like what wrong with you?! I freak out saying I just saw Mary and everyone What the Crap!!??? And of course Cortnee starts to laugh and was like whatever... your seeing things. I was thinking seriously I saw them, and then i begin to question Cortnee as if she knew they were coming to surprise me...Cort now begins to really think i am crazy. Then there is a knock at the door, and Selena opens the door and says someone is here to see you? So I walk out and open the door... and to my surprise I find my friends standing in front of me.. I couldnt believe they were here in Iowa to see me on a Friday afternoon! What a surprise!

WTF? (what the freak?:)