What time is it?!

Well today's the day! Surgery day! Judy came and picked me up at 1:00 and we headed to the hospital. They asked me for all my information and then took me to this room, they then proceeded to take my blood pressure and tell me to get undressed into the nice little robe lookin thing, and then they came in and stuck the nice little ivy needle into my hand. The doc then came in and asked if I wanted to have a "block" shot so that I wont have any pain till around midnight. So I decided ya that would probably be a good idea. Next thing I know is they lay me flat down and the doctor is holding this ginormous needle, he then sticks in right in my bikini area.. freak that hurts!!!!!!! I wanted to cry. I began to start to feel a little dizzy, and so they then rolled me to the surgery room and asked me to move over to the bed. They all then lean down and say, "see you when you get done" and BOOM I dont remember a thing! Next thing I know I am trying to open my eyes, and there is a lady standing next to me. I distinctly remember asking her what time is was... and her reply was hunny i dont know what you are saying... So I asked again and she gave me the same response. I was getting so frustrated because I was asking a simple question and she couldnt even answer me. Meanwhile I am in an out of sleep and when I wake again I am in the room I was first in. Judy was there to greet me and apparently I was hitting myself in the face to wake myself up. All i wanted to freakin know was what time it was! and no one would tell me! Come to find out its about 5:30 and the rest of the time seems like a blur to me. Kelsey apparently came to see me, and took some stupid videos of me saying some funny stuff. She couldnt stop laughing at me.. apparently I was that funny. But the thing that really freaked me out was that they told me that i could get dressed, and somehow someway i got dressed by MYSELF!! WTF? i dont remember this at all!! ha but then we left the hospital and they rolled me out, and I got in the car. Judy took me home to her house, and I got out and apparently almost fell on my face. I must have been really drugged! So I came into the room and Kelsey came and sat and talked to me. She got me cute balloons, that said thinking of you, and then Ellie and her mom showed up and brought me flowers and the same balloon. Ha great minds think alike I guess. But I was so happy to see them, but they got a good kick outta watching retarded videos of me and talking to me. I dont remember any of it sadly.. but I am sure i was a hoot or maybe just retarded :D